69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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