I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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