What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize