I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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