is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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