so explain again why im purple
no
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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