I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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