bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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