she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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