his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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