So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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