i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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