he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
honey bunches of taint.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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