She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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