everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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