I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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