I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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