Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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