if i can run in heels then i can drive
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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