Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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