so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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