We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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