Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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