I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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