if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Randomize