It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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