please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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