We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
