we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
