sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
this just has baby written all over it
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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