i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
