I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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