what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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