with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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