dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I need water and some morals
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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