Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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