doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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