So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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