Its about making memories worth repressing
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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