once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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