im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My dick has a subreddit
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
