I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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