theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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