yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
His nipple licking is glorious
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