What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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