Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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