what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just high enough for therapy.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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