Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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