I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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