we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
