what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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