Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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