i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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