I wannas sexs uuuuu
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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