Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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