I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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